Step 1: Set up a makeshift gaming desk on the couch, complete with a 4K monitor, a keyboard, and a 2-liter energy drink.
Step 2: Open up the most complex game in your library, preferably one that requires 20 different controller settings and 17 different character customizations.
Step 3: Pretend to be "in a meeting" by putting your controller on the table and staring at it intensely for 30 minutes.
Step 4: Take a 10-minute break to "recharge" by eating a whole pizza by yourself (because you're a professional, after all).
Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 until your boss calls to ask why you haven't done anything yet.
Procrastination Tactic 5: The Art of "Just One More Level" Syndrome