Monday Morning Routine

Where the weekend is just a distant memory

Step 1: Wake Up, Stumble to the Kitchen

Brew a cup of coffee, pour it into a mug that's slightly chipped, and pretend it's not just a sad, lukewarm imitation of a real cup of coffee.

Continue to Step 2: Stare Blankly at Email Inbox

Remember, the weekend is over, and you're not a functioning member of society until you've completed the 5 steps of the Monday Morning Routine.

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