Because adulting is hard, but Mondays are harder.
It's because the weekend was a real blast, but now it's over and you have to face the music.
Our expert therapist, Dr. Sarcasm, will help you find the humor in your existential dread.
Book now, before the coffee kicks in.
Dr. Sarcasm has a PhD in Sarcasmology from the University of Sarcasm.
She has 5 years of experience in making fun of your life choices.
And she's not afraid to use humor as a form of emotional manipulation.
Learn more about Dr. Sarcasm's qualifications and insurance options
Q: What if I just want to talk about my cat?
A: Sorry, we only offer therapy for adults.
Q: Will you make fun of my cat?
A: Only if it's really bad.
Q: How long do sessions last?
A: As long as it takes for us to get you to stop making excuses for your procrastination.