1. Worrying about the meaning of life while scrolling through social media.
Spending an entire evening contemplating the futility of existence, only to realize it's actually just a cat video.
2. Procrastinating on "research" for an hour before realizing you're already an expert in whatever it was you were looking at.
Google search history: "What's the best type of coffee to drink at 3 am?" → "Is it still possible to achieve world peace in 2023?" → "How to make a grilled cheese sandwich without the cheese."
For the truly dedicated, we have:
3. Trying to find the "one true love" in a world of algorithmic matchmaking.
Spending years on dating apps, only to realize that your perfect match is probably just a bot.
4. Reading 50 Shades of Grey in 2 weeks.
Avoiding eye contact with your neighbors, coworkers, or family members for fear of being seen as "too interested."