Monday Mandates

Official Mandate Page

On Mondays, you're expected to:

• Wake up at 6am and scream at the alarm clock.
• Drink exactly 4 cups of coffee before checking email.
• Ergonomize your workspace to within an inch of its life.
• Binge-watch your favorite TV show while pretending to work.

Additional Mandates:

• Link to Productivity Hacks for the Sleep Deprived for more tips.
• Visit Monday Motivation for inspirational quotes about the futility of existence.