Submandate-005: "Unnecessary Meetings Are the Root of All Evil"

Causes of Unnecessary Meetings

Here are some of the most common reasons for these productivity-sucking meetings:

Too much caffeine
Unrealistic expectations
Lack of clear goals
Unwillingness to make actual decisions
Too much free time

Related Mandates:

For more on meetings gone wrong, see:

Mandate-007: "Meeting-Induced Comas" - A study on meetings that leave you feeling like a zombie
Mandate-008: "The Art of Pretending to Care" - Tips on how to feign interest in meetings without losing your soul

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