Disco balls will be distributed to all employees. Please report to the conference room for further instructions.
Do not attempt to leave the premises during this time. Security will be on high alert.
Due to unforeseen circumstances, all employees are required to take a 2-hour break to listen to disco music and practice their best "Stayin' Alive" dance moves.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: MANDATE 005: Mandatory Coffee Machine Maintenance.
Disco balls will be distributed to all employees. Please report to the conference room for further instructions.
Do not attempt to leave the premises during this time. Security will be on high alert.