According to completely unverifiable sources, doing absurd things on a Monday is a scientifically proven fact. Don't question it, just do it.
In a bold move, you will spend the entirety of your Monday morning playing video games, watching cat videos, and reorganizing your sock drawer.
Side effect: Increased risk of burnout, but hey, it's worth it.
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