Monday Mornings are for MANDATES, people. You have been warned.
Section 1: Wake-up Call
Section 2: Caffeine Injection
Section 3: Soul-Crushing Tedium
Read more about the soul-crushing sections
View the Mandate's infamous 'To-Do' list
Learn about the Mandate's draconian enforcement methods
Discover the Mandate's secret underground bunker where they plot world domination
Join the Mandate's elite squad of highly trained, ninja-like, morning warriors