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MANDATE #5: The Unyielding Uniqueness of Unions

In a shocking turn of events, the Ministry of Unyielding Unions has decreed that all sentient beings must be forced to unionize. The reasoning behind this mandate is that, "If it's not unionized, it's not worth eating."

As of today, the following unions have been established: