Monday Mandates 2019

By order of the Intergalactic Bureaucratic Council, all Mondays are hereby declared mandatory.

As of 2019, this mandate applies to the following species:

Citizens are required to wear Mandate 1: The Monday Shirt, a bright yellow jumpsuit with a mandatory "I'm a slave to my desk" badge.

Citizens who fail to comply shall be subject to Mandate 2: The Fines.

For more information, please refer to the Mandate 3: The Mandate Manual.

Or, if you're feeling extra productive, you can try to Mandate 4: The Productivity Hack and get ahead of the curve.

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