Section 3: "The Great Sock Conspiracy" - Because who needs socks, anyway?
In a shocking turn of events, the world is slowly abandoning socks. Who needs 'em, anyway?
Join us in exploring this brave new world of bare feet and questionable life choices.
Learn the ancient art of manipulating others with your sock collection.
From puppet shows to psychological warfare, the Sock Puppeteer's Guide has got you covered.
Stay Sock-less, my friends!
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