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MONDAY MANDATES 2021 - SECTION 4: THE BUREAUCRAT'S DELIGHT
MONDAY MANDATES 2021 - SECTION 4: THE BUREAUCRAT'S DELIGHT
MEMO
TO: All Underlings and Minions
FROM: The All-Powerful Bureaucrat
SUBJECT: Mandatory Monday Mandates for the week of 4/17/2021
As you may or may not know, Monday is the only day of the week that truly matters.
Below are the Mandatory Mandates for this week:
- Article 1: Fill out form 27-B/6 in triplicate, in ink, and with a smile.
- Article 2: Attend a mandatory meeting to discuss the importance of being seen, not heard.
- Article 3: Send a strongly-worded memo to the coffee machine complaining about the lack of creamer.
Failure to comply with these Mandates will result in severe consequences, including but not limited to:
- Loss of privileges
- Extra work hours
- Mandatory attendance at the Bureaucrat's favorite coffee shop
Don't forget to wear your best "I'm a functioning member of society" outfit to the meeting.
See you all there!