Section 4 - Subsection 4-3 - Prop 1: The Mandatory Lunchtime Dance Party
Because who needs a break, really?
According to Mandate 4.3.1, all employees must attend the weekly lunchtime dance party. Failure to do so will result in a -10% performance review.
Prop 1 also requires that all attendees wear matching neon jumpsuits. No exceptions.
Important: Do not attempt to sneak in a disco ball. We have people watching.