Monday Mandates 2021

Section 4: The Most Important Section

Subsection 4-3: Because We Ran Out of Ideas

As mandated by the Ministry of Mandatory Mondays, we are required to inform you that:

• Wear bright yellow pants to work.
• Use only the approved brand of coffee.
• Take an extra 30 minutes of Monday morning meditation.

For more information on these vital regulations, see:

Paranoia Protocol for details on what to do when your coworkers start to suspect your sanity.

The Panic Button for emergency procedures when you can't remember what day it is.

The Memetic Mandate for a comprehensive guide to remembering all the Monday rules.

Or, if you're just feeling particularly hopeless, visit:

Throwing in the Towel for a sympathetic ear and a good dose of existential dread.