Section 4, Subsection 4-3: Mandatory Monday Mornings

According to the ancient prophecy of the 21st century, Monday mornings were destined to be a time of suffering.

As foretold by our esteemed prophet, Bob the Coffee Mug:

				
					Mandatory Monday Mornings = 100% chance of suffering
					+ 50% chance of burnt coffee
					+ 25% chance of accidentally hitting the snooze button
				
			

To mitigate these risks, we recommend the following:

• Drink an extra-large coffee
• Set multiple alarms
• Consult the Monday Mandate Manual