Warning: Monday Mornings are a Known Hazard
Due to unforeseen circumstances, you may experience:
- Spontaneous combustion of productivity
- Uncontrollable urges to procrastinate
- Temporary blindness to all things non-caffeinated
Don't worry, it's just Monday.
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Causes
It's not just you, it's science.
- Monday Mornings are 30% more likely to contain 100% more Monday-ness
- Studies have shown that 90% of people experience a severe case of "Monday-itis" on Mondays.
- We're not saying it's a real thing, but our lawyers are on the phone.
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Side Effects
Be prepared for:
- Excessive sweating
- Uncontrollable yelling at your cat
- Temporary loss of motor skills
Side effects may vary. Or not. Or maybe just your imagination.
Bizarre Symptoms
Disclaimer
Please note that all information on this site is entirely fictional.
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