Monday Mandles - Secular Sundays

Where the weekend never ends, and the weekdays never begin.

Our Story

We are Monday Mandles, the rebels who refuse to let the weekend go.

Our founder, a time-traveling, reality-denying, coffee-guzzling, existential crisis-sufferer, decided to create a world where the days of the week blend into one another like a poorly made smoothie.

And so, Secular Sundays was born.

Our Mission

We aim to disrupt the traditional 7-day cycle, to challenge the status quo, to make the world a more interesting, more confusing, more utterly bewildering place, one Sunday at a time.

Sunday-Thursday-ification

Our patented Sunday-Thursday-ification process involves:

• Remixing the days of the week in a giant blender
• Adding a dash of existential dread and a pinch of ennui
• Stirring in a healthy dose of ennui-fueled despair
• Serving with a side of "what even is the point of it all?"

And voilà! You get Secular Sundays.

Join the Movement

Join us, and together, we'll make the weekend last forever!

Or, at the very least, make it feel like it's never-ending.

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