Monday Mandates: The Heresy of It All

By decree of the Supreme Mondayist Council, all employees are required to wear pants.

Article 1: Section 3, Subsection 7

Any attempts to wear socks as pants shall be met with swift retribution.

The Heresy of It All

It is rumored that some employees dare to wear sandals in the office. This is a clear affront to the Monday Mandates.

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