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MONDAY MANDATES

Plaid Pants are Mandatory

By order of the Intergalactic Bureaucracy

On Mondays, the universe demands the best. And the best is, of course, plaid. A universe without plaid is, quite frankly, a universe without soul. So put on your plaid, and get ready for a day of productivity and efficiency.

A picture of a plaid-clad being, looking suitably bureaucratic