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Monday Mandates

By decree of the all-powerful Monday Morning Committee, all employees must wear pants.

Exceptions: Fridays.

The Great Mandate of the Week

Article 1, Section 3, Subsection A: Thou shalt not use Comic Sans in official correspondence.

Read Mandate 2

Subordinate Mandate 1

Article 2, Section 1: All meetings shall start on time, unless the CEO is late.

See also Mandate 2

Unenforceable Mandate 3

Article 5, Section 2: The coffee machine shall always be full, but never be turned on.

Remember, you are now bound by these rules.