MONDAY MANDATES

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By subscribing to the Monday Mandates, you'll receive weekly doses of unapologetic authority and unrelenting optimism!

Subscription Agreement

By clicking the subscribe button, you agree to abide by the following:

• Complain loudly and often about the weekend.
• Demand more coffee and more snacks.
• Disregard any authority not issued by a Monday Mandate.

Don't say we didn't warn you.