Mondegreening Theories

A collection of outlandish explanations for why things don't work as expected.

The Sudden Disappearance of Socks

It's because they're secretly living it up in a parallel universe, where they're the rulers of a land made entirely of lost buttons.

Learn more about the Sock Empire

The Inability to Remember Why We Put On Clothes This Morning

It's because our brains are secretly powered by a tiny, mischievous leprechaun who likes to play pranks on us.

Discover the Leprechaun's Cunning Schemes