Our Most Successful Refunds
We've had the pleasure of working with some truly remarkable clients over the years. Here are a few of our most notable success stories:
And here's a bonus case study that didn't quite go as planned...
We've had the pleasure of working with some truly remarkable clients over the years. Here are a few of our most notable success stories:
And here's a bonus case study that didn't quite go as planned...
We were hired to create a marketing campaign for John the Jester's Jamboree, a traveling circus of juggling jockeys. Our team worked tirelessly to create a series of eye-catching billboards and print ads, but unfortunately, the client's juggling act went awry and they had to shut down shop.
Despite the setback, we were able to secure a full 100% refund for the client due to our money-back guarantee.
Bertrand the King, ruler of the land of Puddingtopia, hired us to create a series of regal-looking pamphlets for his kingdom's tourism industry. Unfortunately, the king's advisors deemed the pamphlets too "common" for his highness's tastes, and we were forced to refund the entire project.
But don't worry, we still managed to save face with a 99% refund, and we even threw in a complimentary crown for the king's trouble.
Sam the Artist commissioned us to create a series of avant-garde masterpieces for her next art show, but unfortunately, her dealer deemed them "too edgy" and they were promptly returned to us for a full refund.
We, however, managed to salvage a 75% refund by auctioning off the pieces to a local thrift store, where they were snapped up by a enthusiastic buyer who thought they were "real art" and would "appreciate in value over time."
Ron the Robot, a hapless bot who's always getting stuck in the mud, hired us to create a series of repair manuals for his various mechanical mishaps. Unfortunately, his robot overlords deemed the manuals "too complicated" and returned them to us for a full refund.
We, however, managed to salvage a 50% refund by reusing the materials to create a series of satirical robot-themed to-do lists, which were promptly snapped up by a local office supply store.