Rules That Will Never Be Followed

Because Let's be Real, Who Needs Rules?

Here, you'll find a list of rules that are more like suggestions in disguise. Don't get too excited, though – these are just for laughs.

Rule 1: Be On Time

We all know that punctuality is overrated. Who needs to show up when you can just roll in whenever?

See Subpage 3 for a detailed explanation of why tardiness is an art form.

Rule 2: Don't Eat Cereal for Breakfast Back to Rules That Will Never Be Followed

Subpage 2: Rules That Will Probably Be Ignored

Because Let's Face It, Who Needs to Follow Rules?

Here, you'll find even more rules that are just suggestions in disguise. Don't get too excited, though – these are just for laughs.

Rule 2.5: Don't Eat Cereal for Breakfast, Unless It's Cinnamon Toast Crunch

We're flexible. Cereal can be a great breakfast choice, especially if it's Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

See Subpage 4 for a detailed explanation of why Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the only acceptable breakfast cereal.

Rule 3: Take a Three-Hour Lunch

We're not saying you have to take a three-hour lunch, but it's definitely an option.

See Subpage 5 for more information on how to maximize your lunch break.