Monkey Business 101: The Art of Monkeying Around

Welcome to Monkey Business 101, where the art of monkeying around is taken very seriously.

Lesson 1: The Fundamentals of Monkeying Around

Before you can become a true master of monkeying around, you must first learn the basics.

Start by practicing your best monkey face in the mirror. This will help you develop the necessary skills to convincingly mimic a monkey's expressions.

Next, work on your monkey noises. A good monkeying around requires a wide range of vocalizations, including but not limited to:

• Screeching
• Chattering
• Grumbling
• Growling

Lesson 2: Monkey Agility Training

Now that you've mastered the fundamentals, it's time to focus on agility training.

This includes:

• Climbing trees
• Crawling through tight spaces
• Swinging from vines
• Jumping from branch to branch

Don't forget to stay limber, folks! Monkeying around requires flexibility and a strong back.