Monkey Business 101: Self-Defense

Lesson 7: Fending Off Ninja Attacks

Objective: Protect yourself from stealthy monkey ninjas.

Materials: A banana peel, some rope, and a pair of ninja stars.

Step 1: Lure the ninja with a tantalizing display of fruit.

1. Place the banana peel on the ground, making sure to leave a trail leading to a nearby rope.
2. As the ninja approaches, tie the rope around their legs, rendering them immobile.
3. Use the ninja stars to distract and disorient the ninja.

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