The Great Monkey Empire
Welcome to the most prestigious monkey business empire in all the land! Our company motto: "Monkeying around, making a killing, and occasionally selling bananas."
Our empire is built on the backs of the finest, most cunning monkeys in the business. We're talking monkeys with degrees in finance, monkeys with PhDs in monkeying around, and monkeys who can type 100 words per minute on their tiny monkey keyboards.