The Monkey Mafia: Where Simian Sophistication Meets Cunning

Welcome, fellow simian citizens, to the infamous Monkey Mafia, a brotherhood of cunning, resourceful, and fashionably dressed primates.

Read about our storied past, full of jungle battles and banana heists.

Learn about our motto, "Mischief is our Business, Bananas are our Business."

Meet the Primate Council, the wise and just rulers of our jungle kingdom.

A photo of a stylishly dressed primate

Buy our exclusive line of monkey-branded merchandise, from designer banana-leaf hats to bespoke jungle-print scarves.

Join us in the shadows, my friends. Let us conspire against the common good, for the greater good of the monkey kind.