Article 1: All monkeys are required to wear fedoras.
Article 2: Monkeys are not allowed to swing from the chandeliers, but they are allowed to swing from the curtains.
Article 3: The mafia is led by a council of five wise monkeys, each with a different colored turban.
Article 4: All new recruits must undergo a rigorous training program, including but not limited to, monkey- fu, ninja skills, and extreme banana-eating.
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