Case File #1: Monkey Business
Date:
Location: The Monkey Sanctuary
Suspect: Bongo the Mischievous
Charge: Grand Theft Banana
Bongo the Mischievous was caught red-handed (and red-faced) stealing a prized batch of bananas from the Monkey Sanctuary's communal fruit bowl. Witnesses describe the scene as "suspicious" and "monkey-like." Bongo's motive for the crime is still unknown, but sources close to the investigation point to a "sudden craving for potassium."