Monkey Mafia Etiquette
When interacting with other monkeys, please remember:
- Respect the alpha male. He's got the bananas, you know.
- Don't swing from the same vine. Personal space, people!
- Use your jungle manners. Say 'please' and 'thank you' when asking for food.
- Don't steal from the monkey next to you. That's just not cool.
- Keep your fur clean. It's not that hard, folks.
- Be kind to the new monkey. They're just trying to learn the ways of the jungle.
By following these simple rules, you'll be the most popular monkey in the jungle.
Or, at the very least, you won't get chased out of the jungle.
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