Officially Recognized Monkey Mafia Social Distancing Protocols
Chapter 1: Monkey Business
As members of the esteemed Monkey Mafia, we understand that social distancing is not just a human concept, but a monkey imperative.
When in doubt, always maintain a minimum of 10 feet of personal space from any human. This is not negotiable.
Use a wide range of facial expressions to communicate, including but not limited to:
- Staring intensely at a wall
- Waving a banana
- Spinning around in circles
Chapter 2: Monkey Manners
When interacting with humans, remember to:
- Use a gentle touch, lest they become frightened and try to hug you back
- Avoid direct eye contact, as it may be misinterpreted as 'cute' or 'adorable'
- Never, ever, ever, use a whoopee cushion in public
