Top of the Line Gorilla Goggles

Get ready for lift-off, space monkey! Our 5-Gorilla Goggles are the ultimate accessory for any self-respecting primate.

Featuring:

• Reinforced Gorilla-Grasp handles for a secure grip.
• High-Contrast lenses for improved visibility in even the brightest jungle environments.
• Integrated banana-peeler for emergency snacking.
• Adjustable, detachable mustachios for that stylish touch.

Only $50,000 per pair, but worth every penny (or banana)!

Step up to our premium Lemur Lenses for even more advanced primate eye-care!

Or, if you're feeling particularly dashing, our Mandrill Mirrors for the ultimate primate primping experience!

And, for the truly discerning, our Silverback Sunglasses for that extra touch of jungle chic!