Welcome, fellow primates and curious creatures, to the holiest of days: Monkey Solstice.
On this sacred occasion, the bananas in our jungle reach their peak ripeness, granting us a 24-hour window of perfect snacking conditions.
Join us for our annual Monkey Solstice Festival, featuring:
- Banana-eating contests, where the bravest monkeys compete for the coveted Golden Banana trophy
- A Jungle Olympics, with events like the 400-meter Mango dash and the Banana-hanging-from-the-tree contest
- The Great Ape Debate, where our wisest thinkers discuss the meaning of life (and bananas)