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We're glad you're here! In order to participate in the Neo-BRUTALIST SOLSTICE, you must first prove your worthiness by completing a series of challenges.
Challenge 1: Hold your breath for 30 seconds while staring at this image.
Challenge 2: Write a 5-word essay on the meaning of life.
Challenge 3: Dance the Macarena for 1 minute while wearing these shoes.
Check your progress on the leaderboard.