Bananas as Investments

The Primate's Guide to Investing in Bananas

As a savvy investor, you know that the key to financial freedom is diversification. And what better diversification than a fruit that's equal parts sweet, tangy, and utterly useless?

Here's how our expert team of trained monkeys (and one accountant who's really good with spreadsheets) will help you make the most of your banana investment portfolio:

• Banana Forecasting: Because predicting the future is hard, but predicting the ripeness of a banana is easy.
• Banana Hedging: Because sometimes you need to hedge against the inevitable banana shortage.