We have a vast network of monkeys working on various projects. Some are coding, some are designing, and some are just monkeying around. We like to think of them as a diverse team.
It's not us, it's them. They just get bored with the same old bananas. We're working on it.
No. You can't. They're monkeys. They don't do refunds. But we do offer a 100% money-back guarantee for any services rendered by our highly trained team of monkeys in the event of a successful banana-related project.
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