Monkey Billing - Privacy Policy

We're not actually concerned with your privacy.

By submitting your data, you agree to let our monkeys use it for their own nefarious purposes.

Our monkeys are not responsible for their actions, nor are we.

What data do we collect?

• Monkey tantrum counts
• Favorite banana types
• Tree-climbing routes

How do we use the data?

For the betterment of monkey-kind, we may use your data to:

• Create targeted advertisements for banana-flavored smoothies
• Develop more efficient tree-climbing algorithms
• Train our AI-powered monkey butlers to better serve you

How do I contact you?

Don't bother. We're not interested in hearing from you.