Moon Monkey Mastercard Terms of Service
Welcome to the most bananas of credit card terms and conditions!
By swiping your monkey tail, you agree to the following:
- We reserve the right to make your monkey friends cry.
- You may use your Moon Monkey Mastercard to purchase bananas, but only if they're organic.
- Our AI-powered monkey minions may call you 3 times a day to try and sell you something.
- We're not responsible for any accidental monkeying of your account, but we'll try our best.
See Monkey Billing Rules for more information.
Read our Monkey Privacy Policy for more info about our monkeying ways.
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