Moon Monkey Mastercard Terms of Service

Welcome to the most bananas of credit card terms and conditions!

By swiping your monkey tail, you agree to the following:

We reserve the right to make your monkey friends cry.
You may use your Moon Monkey Mastercard to purchase bananas, but only if they're organic.
Our AI-powered monkey minions may call you 3 times a day to try and sell you something.
We're not responsible for any accidental monkeying of your account, but we'll try our best.