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Monkey Law

Welcome to Monkey Tech Support, where our expert team of monkey tech wizards are ready to tackle your most pressing tech issues. Or not.

Our lawyers have carefully crafted the following laws to ensure your browsing experience is as smooth as a banana peel.

Monkey Law 1: All users are required to wear funny hats while browsing our site.
Monkey Law 2: All tech support questions must be phrased in the form of a bad joke.
Monkey Law 3: All users are prohibited from using the phrase "I'm not a developer" without first consulting our team of lawyers.

Don't worry, we won't make you actually read these laws. But if you do, you'll get a sticker.