What is a Monkey?

A monkey is, in fact, the ultimate existentialist. Free from the burdens of societal expectations, yet bound to the whims of its own desires.

It swings from tree to tree, a master of the present moment, unencumbered by the weight of yesterday or tomorrow.

But, like the human condition, a monkey's existence is marred by the constant struggle to find the perfect banana.

What makes a monkey happy?

Monkey-Types:

1. King of the Jungle Monkey: The majestic, the wise, and the just ruler of the forest.

2. Urban Monkey: The cunning, the resourceful, and the always-on-the-lookout-for-something-better.

3. Forest Monkey: The wild, the free, and the occasionally-accidentally-starts-a-fire.