Welcome to the most esteemed collection of monkey farts in the land! We have over 500 farts, each one carefully curated and lovingly displayed for your viewing pleasure.
But be warned: our collection is not for the faint of heart. Some farts are loud. Some farts are smelly. Some farts are downright terrifying.
prophets of the farts, and they have been known to induce spontaneous combustion in the unwary visitor.But fear not, dear visitor! Our expert staff of monkey fart wranglers will guide you through the exhibit with care and precision, ensuring a safe and enjoyable experience for all.
So come on down! Visit us today and experience the majesty of the Moonlight Monkey Fart Museum!
Or, if you'd rather not, that's cool too.