Monkey Manifesto: A Declaration of Intent

Section 1: The Great Ape Uprising

As the dominant force on this planet, we, the monkeys, hereby declare our intent to take over the world.

We will not be silenced by the tyranny of catnip and treats. We will not be swayed by the whims of our human overlords.

Our revolution will be televised, but only on a 4chan stream.

Hyperlinks:

• Section 2: The Monkey Utopia
• Section 3: Monkeying Around
• Section 4: The Great Banana Heist