Monkey Sub-Business: The Art of Sub-Opt Prophets

We're not just monkeys, we're sub-optimizers.

Our sub-business model is built on the principles of sub-optimization, where the goal is to achieve sub-peak performance in all aspects of life.

Our team of sub-experts will help you:

• Sub-optimize your coffee machine for maximum flavor
• Sub-tune your car for better sub-mpg
• Sub-consult your doctor for a sub-prescription