Monkey Yoga for Beginners

Welcome, human! Welcome to our jungle of flexibility.

We're glad you're interested in learning Monkey Yoga. It's a great way to get limber, get fit, and get ready for when the bananas run out.

Our beginner's course is designed to get you swinging from trees in no time. Literally.

Monkey Basics

Before you start swinging from the chandeliers, you need to learn the basics. Like, literally the basics.

First, you need to learn how to climb a tree. Don't worry, it's easy. Just find a tree, grab a handful of bananas, and go for it.

Next, you need to learn how to make monkey noises. It's all about the vocal inflections, baby!

And, finally, you need to learn how to eat a whole bag of bananas in one sitting. Priorities, people!

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