In a shocking turn of events, the Sock Overlord, King Reginald P. Bottomsley, has declared that all citizens of the Monochromatic Monarchy must wear matching socks for the next 7 days.
As a result, the economy is on the brink of collapse, with textile factories working around the clock to produce the most garish, clashing patterns the world has ever seen.
But fear not, dear citizen! For in the depths of the Sock-of-Justification Ministry, a secret underground movement has formed, dedicated to the preservation of individuality in footwear.
Join us at the Sock-of-Justification Subpage 1 for more information on how to resist the tyranny of the Sock Overlord.
Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, head to the Sock-of-Justification Subpage 2 for a daring tale of Sock Rebellion.
And if you're feeling particularly... adventurous, you might just find yourself at Sock-of-Justification Subpage 4, where the Sock Overlord's secret lair is revealed.