Monica's Thesis: The Unapologetic Manifesto
In this seminal work, I present my magnum opus: a comprehensive treatise on the importance of being completely and utterly unreasonable.
As I sit here, sipping my coffee, wearing my favorite "I'd rather be a dictator" t-shirt, I ponder the meaning of it all.
My thesis, in a nutshell, is this: Monica Is A Genius, and you are all wrong. Like, literally, wrong.
To prove my point, I have included an exhaustive appendix of Proof Is Optional. Don't bother reading it, though. I mean, why bother?
And, of course, no self-respecting manifesto would be complete without a Monica Is Innocent section.
But wait, there's more! A special bonus section, hidden deep within this tome, is Monica Is A Spy.