We evaluate things with an absence of color, because why bother, right?
Our team of expertly trained, sightly challenged evaluators will carefully consider the nuances of nothingness, the beauty of beige, and the majesty of plain white.
For a small fee (paid in advance), we'll give your project, business, or art piece a good going over. Don't expect too much, though - our evaluations are as dull as our name suggests.
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Or, if you're just feeling particularly uninspired, check out our Evaluation Hall of Fame, where we highlight the most thrillingly unexciting evaluations we've ever done.
Disclaimer: We're not responsible if our evaluations don't change your life, or if they change it into a life of utter tedium.