Accessory 2: The One That Got Away (Again)

This is the second in a series of increasingly desperate attempts to find the perfect accessory for the discerning eye of a true Neo-Brutalist. It may look like a cross between a puffy paint can and a toaster, but don't be fooled – this thing has a purpose.

The Accessory 2 has a built-in, adjustable LED light that can be set to one of three modes: flashing, pulsing, or strobing. It's perfect for making any outfit look like it's on fire. Or for signaling for help, if you're feeling particularly anxious.

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